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Joke of the Day
"Like I said before, I hate repeating myself"
Next Joke
"INTERVIEWER:How good are your public speaking skills? ME:*from behind a tall plant in the office, I throw a piece of paper saying 'Decent'*"
"Did you hear about the toilet at The Duggars' house? 19 poops and counting!"
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry made it out of the chamber."
"I've been reading an interesting book about rainbows and colors. It taught me different ways to view color. It's not all black and white"
"squirrel probs"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND-EYEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"The worst things in life are free, too. Like, gonorrhea, chapped elbows and flyers left on your windshield."
"A guy just told me ""All asians are ninjas"" I wanted to tell him how racist that was, but he was black and i didn't want to get beat down"
"What's the best thing about a penis? Think long and hard before you answer this one."