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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a peeping Tom cat? A Purrr-vert."
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"Neighbors having their yearly Xmas party. Not invited again. So don't tell me the screaming drunken outdoor fights don't pay off."
"Sex while camping... It's in tents."
"How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies? Have faith, don't question."
"Don't you hate... Don't you hate when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it testicles?"
"Does heavy lifting make you dumb? Yes Cause counting to 10 has never been this hard before"
"What do you call a fat psychic ? A four-chin teller."
"What goes ""Clop clop clop, bang bang bang, clop clop clop""? An Amish drive-by shooting."
"Her: I LOVE your beard! Me: Thanks, yours is coming in nicely, too! Flirting with women my age is hard, guys."
"Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No Miss the dress you're wearing looks fine."