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Joke of the Day

"i like shaking hands with old guys with really tough hands because it feels like im grabbing onto a horse saddle"

"Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad? Because she...let it go!"

"The best things in life are free. My neighbor's unsecured wi-fi, for instance."

"I'm a simple mathematician... I see 281x285, I like."

"What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes? -An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes? -A retirement home."

"12 Signs You Might Have Leprosy - Number 8 is jaw-dropping!"

"Whats the best way to pick up chicks Lean over and pick them up with your hands."

"If you are fat... If you are far, go to the UK, you will lose a couple of pounds"

"What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios? Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!"

"Muslim feminist was explaining how women and men are equal in Islam ""You see, women have to cover their hair and their entire bodies. ""And to be equal, men have to.. uh.. wear shorts"" *applause*"