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Joke of the Day
"Some pretzels are totally weird... They're knot for eating."
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"Playing truant from school is like a credit card Fun now pay later !"
"Interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness? Me: *high pitched mocking voice* what would you say is your biggest weakness?"
"What do turtles and pedophiles have in common? They both get there before the hare/hair."
"I'm surprised the Pope didn't tweet from an Android, considering humanity and God's experience with apples."
"Scientist: a rat will choose cocaine over water until it dies. I've repeated this experiment thousands of times, because I hate rats so much"
"Horror Stories by R. U. Scared"
"""haha this costume party is great"" ""sir PLEASE get off the table"" ""cool librarian costume"" *sprays silly string* ""hey dude nice police costu"
"Inventor displays the first knife ever. His friend, ""that's the greatest invention since bread"" Inventor, ""well I'm about to blow your mind"""
"Why can't anarchists draw straight lines? Because they don't have any rulers."