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Joke of the Day

"How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar? Free Endless Salad Tossing"

"I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas. Now I'm fucking stuck taking care of a puppy."

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it :)"

"What do you call it when a gay man is taking a poop? Filling a bowl of fruity pebbles."

"I plan on getting ""sidewalk nap"" drunk tonight."

"Bumper sticker: We got rid of the kids, the cat was allergic..."

"Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two bytes and no memory"

"Why does your Penis bend? It follows a pair'o'bollock trajectory."

"What's the politically correct term for a swingers party in Alabama? A lynching."

"How do pirates measure rope? In yarr'ds."