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Joke of the Day
"How many babies do you need to paint a wall? It depends how strong you throw them"
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"A spinoff of Zootopia would have lampooned any people from a certain fandom who drew NSFW pictures of the two leads and shipped them. Alas, *Furry Vengeance* was already taken."
"Vagina Steak (nswf) Today my husband asked me if my vagina was ""medium well"" yet? Pink but not bloody."
"Got a blowjob from a blind girl last night... ..or at least I think it was a blowjob, it was dark and my bionic cock doesn't feel shit."
"Sick of tweeting. Switching to faxing. What's everybody's fax numbers?"
"How has the guy who makes Capri Sun straw openings not been up for a job performance review?"
"Can you imagine life without women? It would be a pain in the ass."
"www.reddit.com See Above."
"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? 'Cause they all have phones!"
"what do ducks and pseudo-science have in common? it's all just a bunch of quackery."