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Joke of the Day
"How many babies do you need to paint a wall? It depends how strong you throw them"
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"""well that's a load on my back"" - relieved slut"
"It's way more acceptable to be fat if you have an SUV."
"What animal never forgets national tragedies? the nine-elephant"
"Fun trick: Swap guacamole with wasabi, then watch."
"After witnessing the second coming of Jesus. My life has changed. I have decided not to watch Mexican Porn again."
"I went to that restaurant you said I had to try. It fucking sucked."
"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin."
"Doctor told me I need glasses. So I'm having several tonite."
"[at funeral] Me: ""I'm sorry your husband died in that boating accident in Venice"" Widow: ""please no.... Me: ""you have my gondolances"""