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Joke of the Day

"Its really disgusting how other white people dont even know about the plight of [quickly wikipedias ""Who is having alot of plight 2012]"

"The inventor of the calculator is one of the few people in life that actually made something that counts."

"German boy Why did the German boy go to Summer camp? I don't know he did notsay!"

"My mom always says ""Alcohol is your enemy!"" Jesus says, ""Thou shalt love thy enemy."""

"Have you seen the new movie about Auschwitz? The plot was interesting but actors could have put more soul into their characters. It was a hollow cast."

"Your mother is so stupid, she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."

"The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out."

"One liners I'm at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed"

"BREAKING: North Dakota lawmakers decide life begins at conception, and then begins again the moment you're old enough to leave North Dakota"

"And on the second day, God created the sunset and He saw that it was good but decided it would looketh better with the Amaro filter."