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Joke of the Day

"A feminist and a reddit admin walk into a bar... Just kidding, they couldn't fit through the door."

"A short Ramadan joke Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?!?!? Because we fast."

"What can fly but can't be given? A fuck."

"I was invited to a theater to watch a pornographic horror movie... But I was too scared to come."

"What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need."

"I don't like generalizations... They all suck."

"I lost my teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day Just as her husband got home"

"I hate eating vegetables. The wheelchair doesn't go down easy."

"Quitting twitter is the adult version of running away from home. We ALL know you're doing it for attention and we ALL know you'll be back."

"What's the difference between a knife and an argument with a girl. The knife has a point"