70618

Joke of the Day

"I love Summer. Two weeks of doing absolutely f*ck all. And, once my boss gets back, I get to go on holiday as well."

"I'm not sure what this guy shaking a cup of change at people wants. He must just be bragging that he has change."

"""Who's on first?"" ""David."" ""Cool."" -Abbott and Costello's first draft"

"What is E.T short for? Because he's got little legs."

"If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear it... then what was a tree doing in the kitchen?"

"Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok choose a corner."

"What do you call ice cream that robs a bank? Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit."

"Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Their shaky hands!"

"What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment."

"Why must rabbits never miss dinner? With out their tea they'd be Rabbis."