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Joke of the Day
"The Better Paleo Diet I'm on the Paleo diet, except I'm the caveman who discovered Snickers."
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"What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield? Its butt."
"Rude limerick anyone? There was a man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds. Great tufts of grass grew out of his arse, and his balls were infested with weeds."
"COMMERCIAL: [a man is having his bloody infected foot amputated] Narrator: SHOES"
"The most dangerous piece of machinery a person can operate while drinking is the telephone"
"What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo."
"Common courtesy: don't bring McDonalds French fries on the plane unless you bring enough for everybody."
"Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, ""Nice attack, 78 dead""."
"I recently joined a nudist colony.. The first week was the hardest"
"[school teacher job interview] Can I ask you some questions? I don't know CAN you? haha impressive [stands] welcome aboard!"