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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance."
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"Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump."
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"I'm so hungry I could eat this piece of paper. *adds salt to resume*"
"Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year."
"If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might aswell hit them hard."
"A strange woman was pounding at my door at 4am and woke me up. I had to let her out."
"My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !"
"Why are midgets so skinny? Because they eat h*elf*ally"
"What's black, blue and doesn't look too well? Stevie Wonder"