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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummi bear."
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"""But... I can fix us!"" the rocket scientist sobbed, as his wife picked up her suitcase. ""Jim,"" she whispered. ""This isn't rocket science."""
"Dear Diary: Day 1 of being a gang member. Wore a bandana today, but took it off after a woman shouted ""you go girl!"" from across the street."
"Why do Jews have a big nose? Because air is free"
"What are condoms? Something your worthless fuckup of a father couldn't afford."
"*gets first nose bleed since childhood* Apparently our periods have synced, can I have some Midol and a tampon?"
"When a homosexual man becomes brain dead, is he a fruit or a vegetable?"
"A man named Phil realized he was gay one night.... It was very Phil-filling"
"*sees a racoon in the neighbor's trash* I won't say anything if you don't. *continues rummaging*"
"How long does it take for a Jew to get 100 meters far? It depends on the wind strength."