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Joke of the Day
"My answer to everything today will be FUCK YOU, I'M AN ANTEATER!"
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"The replacement refs pulled a @KimKardashian last night (screwed 53 rich black guys at the same time)."
"Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding."
"GF taking me on a surprise V-Day getaway. At least I think. Not sure what the lime and shovel in the trunk with me are for though."
"What do yu get when you cross a Jew? Christianity."
"Sorry I rubbed your belly for good luck, wealth and prosperity."
"A man walked into a bar He is an alcoholic and he is ruining his family. (Any anti joke lovers out there?)"
"What did the first stop light say to the second stop light? Don't look I'm changing"
"What does a bum call a dumpster. A Bed and Breakfast."
"What's AlQaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"