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Joke of the Day

"I was trying to trick someone into getting the new Windows But they saw right through me"

"Where does a fish keep his life savings? In a riverbank :D"

"For Lent I've decided to give up my New Year's Resolutions, now pass the Girl Scout Cookies."

"Used to be a stoner..... but I got all of that out my system in high school."

"She wants to share a Facebook account? Run."

"What's the difference between a female and a freezer? A freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat into it!"

"I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too."

"When a cashier asks me if I found everything I was looking for, I take their hand, look deeply into their eyes and say, ""I have now."""

"Cardinal: Ordinations are down Pope: Maybe a recruiting poster? C: Slogan? P: ""We separate the men from the boys!"" C: Um... Any other ideas?"

"Grandpa: ""My joints are stiff."" Me: ""Don't roll them so tight."""