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Joke of the Day
"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me, it means a lot."
Next Joke
"I hate when the definition of a word has other words that I have to look up also."
"I'm going to bed tonight at a reasonable hour so I can be extremely obnoxious at an unreasonable hour tomorrow."
"My parenting book would be just a series of ""Shhh"" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions."
"I'm going to get a sleeve tattoo of a farmers tan."
"Once you have to start paying a babysitter every time you go out, you realize most friendships aren't worth it."
"Scientists remain baffled as to why the people on the internet really like pictures of cats and cats doing things."
"What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band? Bullets For My Valentine"
"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. And then it dawned on me."
"What do you call a blowjob from a ginger? Redhead"