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Joke of the Day
"Bit creepy of my maths teacher to put a little kiss after each answer."
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"I tried herbal tea at office today It tastes herbal."
"If Psy has a kid Does that mean he does it broken condom style? I'll just show myself out."
"Guys, it is true. Size DOES matter. When have you ever been satisfied after she brings you a small sandwich?"
"Life is like a box of chocolate... You never know what you are going to get, but you can be sure that 99% of it will be crap."
"Working in porn for the free sex is like working at Chipotle for the free burritos Yeah, you're getting paid, but it destroys your asshole"
"Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and wonder, ""Do my children just spit directly at their face when brushing their teeth?"""
"TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye."
"[re-enacting the lift scene from Dirty Dancing] ""come to me baby, and jump, and oops... You landed in my mouth again! You silly gummy bear."""
"Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: Because they don't know where home is."