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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me, It means a lot."

"[house hunting] Friend: *hurls spear into vinyl siding* GOT ONE! Me: *hacking at brick siding w/ sword* GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME!"

"Why don't cannibals eat the feet? Because they are lactoes intolerant. Told to me by my 12 year old."

"Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike."

"Are you made of berillium, gold and titanium? Because you are BeAuTiful."

"""My girlfriend? You wouldn't know her. She's a bit underground."" ...said the hipster necrophiliac."

"You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no."

"What's the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit."

"My ex-girlfriend and I both went blind before we broke up. After that, we just couldn't see each other anymore."

"What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists? No strings attached"