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Joke of the Day
"Today is Stevie Nicks' birthday. She is 67 years old. I wonder what that is in goat years?"
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"My girlfriend told me she almost choked on her birth control this morning. It looks like it almost did it's job."
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"I'm glad my parents told me I'm adopted But I don't know why they tell me everday."
"A musician was arrested... He's in treble."
"My bologna has a first name... ... it's m-o-o-n."
"What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai? Dubai fours"
"Hide and Seek Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago. He's the best, where you at Dad?"
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... He isn't a full essay"
"What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !"