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Joke of the Day

"before cameras, people would have to say ""cheese"" for two hours while they got their portrait painted"

"Why have the French had so many civil wars so they can win one now and again"

"I Know What You Did Last Summer. You Posted It To Facebook. And You Do Not Seem To Understand How To Use The Privacy Controls."

"What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs? Two pirates"

"Today marks my tenth year driving trains Finally, you can call me a superconductor."

"I showed an old lady my balls when I was at church today... It was a sacrilegious thing to do."

"Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed? Because he's always inbetween jobs."

"Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game? Because all the fans left"

"A man in a museum accidentaly breaks a vase. Manager: That vase was over a thousand years old! Man: Phew - I thought it was new."

"If morning had a face I would totally be punching that shit right about now."