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Joke of the Day

"They say 1 in every 4 men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I wonder which one of them 7 is, I really need a cock in my ass."

"Beer commercials tell us we should drink ""responsibly"". So I'm starting a college fund for my kids with all the empty cans."

"and on the 8th day god created drugs and everybody was like ""thanks god you're the shit"""

"What's the difference between a pizza and Trevor from GTA The pizza is less greasy"

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name."

"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was de-brie everywhere."

"Why did the student take Viagra while preparing for his exam? His professor said he should study hard."

"What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ....."

"My youngest son gave me a dead leg yesterday. Now I'm wondering where he got it from."