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Joke of the Day

"They say 1 in every 4 men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I wonder which one of them 7 is, I really need a cock in my ass."

"Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance? Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame."

"Last night I got a handjob from a blind girl She said, ""You've got the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said, ""nah, you're just pulling my leg."""

"[School] Teacher: What's ur biggst fear? Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger"

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because its two tired."

"How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? Seven."

"An alarm clock that sends the person you like one of your deleted mirror pictures every time you hit the snooze button."

"Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?"

"I have a joke about fat people with big butts... Butt weight... That's not fanny."

"What do you call a nursing home with a buffet? A Golden Corral."