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Joke of the Day

"picture a potato but sexy lol i just tricked u into thinking of me naked"

"""Snitches get stitches,"" I whisper to my 3 year old as he watches me brush Oreo crumbs from the bed sheets."

"Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy? Because all the roads lead to Rome."

"I brought a pet iguana home from the pet store... I think there's something wrong with him because he's very lethargic and I can't get him up. It must be a reptile dysfunction."

"What does Moses do when he wants a beer? He brews!"

"If you need space join NASA' Baby! XD"

"The greatest joke about being gullible"

"whats the most uncomfortable thing about a prostate exam? When you ask the doctor where to put your pants and his reply is right next to mine."

"Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush? In his Master P room."

"What did the fry cook do when he found out he was cooking burger patties made of feces? He flipped a shit."