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Joke of the Day

"It's gonna be tough for Brad Pitt to start dating again. Everybody knows Tomb Raider sequels are terrible."

"What is Mexicans favourite sport Cross-Country"

"Heard about the news the acientist allover the world have been talking about? There amazed how there are only 7 planets left after i destroyed URANUS."

"Marriage is a lot like being a meteorologist. No matter what you say, you're still wrong."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? No one pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face."

"According to my iPhone Health app, I walked 1,787 steps around this Golden Corral buffet tonight .... So I got that going for me."

"I know I've had enough to drink when I suddenly know everyone's middle name and it's ""Motherfucking."""

"every time i read ROFL I hear scooby doo trying to say waffle"

"Celebrating Memorial Day by not romanticizing the military."

"What do you call a pig that can't be seen? Hamouflage"