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Joke of the Day

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"An Islamic terrorist walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Good evening, sir! Would you like some alcohol?"" The terrorist replies, ""Yes, Allah-t of it!"""

"A photon checks into a hotel.. The bellhop asks, ""Can I help you with your luggage?"" The photon replies, ""I don't have any, I'm traveling light."""

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass. hey-yo!"

"To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris."

"Dear Dairy There sure are a lot of cows around here."

"Why do farmers put bells on cows? Because their horns dont work!"

"Alzheimer A guy stands in front of a urinal with his hand in head hairs. ""I, definitely, remember it's somewhere in hairs"""

"Can't believe I'm not invited to things I'd never go to."

"I told my wife she should call me a champion bullrider... Because I consistently last 8 seconds riding a horned animal."