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Joke of the Day
"Just made a voodoo doll of myself that I'm about to beat some sense into."
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"[starts chanting in unison] In Unison! In Unison! In Unison! Government Official: I don't know what he wants, all I know is I don't like it."
"What do you call a black guy who plays the piano? a pianist"
"What did one motherfucker say to the other motherfucker? Hows it going motherfucker"
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"
"One my 12-year-old cousin told me What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? Children don't eat broccoli."
"What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar? An algorithm"
"A recent study was released on head lice stating that 95% of lice populations are resistant to treatment. Scientists are scratching their heads trying to figure out how this happened."
"What is the most racist type of bread? A biguette"
"83% of white folks stressing about their court dates are referring to tennis."