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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between 1998 and 2016? Hillary Clinton is the punch line this time"
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"Other girls think they are quirky because they pet dogs at parties. I on the other hand, fear death but also long for it"
"Owning a selfie stick is a good way to tell people that you've driven all of your friends away with your narcissism."
"A midget walks into a bookstore... ...& asks clerk: 'do you happen to have any books on irony.' The clerk points to a shelf: 'top row.'"
"My friend said he wanted to float at the top of the troposphere.... I said ""You can't be cirrus."""
"Enough with the cutesy-chubby sidekicks, 3D animation studios."
"How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their WiFi password?"
"I'm having trouble finding a route to my rich aunt's funeral, Oh well, where there's a will... there's a way"
"I don't believe in soul mates, unless we're talking about two Australian friends listening to Aretha Franklin."
"What do you call a biker on her period? A menstrual cyclist!"