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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 1998 and 2016? Hillary Clinton is the punch line this time"

"No autocorrect, I do not want to organism all over his face."

"A couple are having sex... She is riding him like a bull, he's just staring at the ceiling, She yells:"" Say something dirty to me!"" He says : "" Kitchen"""

"Freedom Isn't Free, So Stop Whining And Pay Your Taxes."

"Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage."

"Back in my day invincibility cheats used to be called God Mode. 90 kid's will understand."

"What type of fossil fuel likes to tell dick jokes? Crude Oil"

"What did the seamen say to his friend? It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head."

"My husband told me he'd like to be woken up by a blowjob... ...so I put my dick in his mouth to wake him up."

"What do you call a porcupine with no legs a pufferfish"