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Joke of the Day

"Sorry it took me 10 months to text you back. I'm a snake now and I typed this with my head."

"How do you grill sheep? With Samsung Batteries."

"Did you guys ever hear the peanut butter joke? Actually nevermind. It may spread"

"What do you call the Pope after he's resigned? Ex-Benedict."

"I Hate Housework! I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes ...and six months later you have to start all over again."

"The inventor of knock knock jokes should win a no-bell prize."

"A frittata is just an omelette that studied abroad for a year in college."

"Honeymooners (II) Her friend asked how the honeymoon went. ""OK,"" she said. ""Though Niagara Falls wasn't as big as I hoped, either."""

"My dad gave me the best advice ever. ""Before you marry a woman, meet her mother and you'll know what your wife will be like in 30 years time"" I learned she won't be giving me head or anal."

"""Sooth. Sooth! SOOOTH!!!"" --soothsayers"