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Joke of the Day

"What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue? I don't know"

"You now that fucker that always needs to have the last word? He is called Edit."

"What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round."

"A baby seal walks into a bar No, wait. A baby seal walks into a club."

"The last time Twitter was down I realized it didn't take 6 hours to poop."

"The whole world loves the dairy-farmer Saudi Prince. He's brown-skinned, sweet, great with kids but drinks Old English 800 all day... ... but hey, everyone loves a chocolate malted milk sheik!"

"Imagine a drunk porcupine trying to sneak into bed without waking his porcupine wife but his porcupine wife put balloons everywhere."

"The baby daddies on 16 & Pregnant/Teen Mom should be used to test air bags."

"The most popular letter used in every 'dank meme' post.. Aaaaaaa lmao"

"You know it's cold outside when... You buy a foot long at Subway and by the time you get it to you car it's a six inch"