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Joke of the Day

"A pickup line for people named Matt. ""Hey girl, you should sleep with me, my name's short for mattress."" (Just made it up today, please don't hate me.)"

"Whats the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go to a store without robin."

"""Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one."""

"I like my women like i like my coffee... Bitter."

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with her six male friends? She came home with a red snapper!"

"A Roman Walks Into a Bar... and holds up his middle and pointer fingers. ""Five beers please,"" he says."

"Not everyone can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut... But then again, not everyone cuts their own hair."

"What do you call 12 enchiladas? A footilada!"

"What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ? The train got windows"

"A black man, a muslim and a gypsy were in a car. Who was driving? A police officer."