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Joke of the Day

"Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, ""Get down!"" they would all start dancing. I'm so sorry."

"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? Decalfeinated"

"""You knew what you were getting into, Charlene"" ""Jim your addiction to long walks on the beach is destroying our marriage"" ""YOU READ MY BIO"""

"What's the difference between a green bean chickpea? #EDIT: What's the difference between a green bean **and a** chickpea?# No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest"

"I hear they designed the newest iPhone to fit perfectly in your hand, right where your money used to be."

"Closing a browser window when someone walks by my computer is the most Pavlovian thing that I do."

"Broke Last night, a burglar broke into my flat looking for some money. I woke up and went with him to join him in the search."

"You're not in a serious relationship until he leaves you in a room alone with his phone."

"Websites never remember me :("

"Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road? Because a tuna can!"