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Joke of the Day

"Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, ""Get down!"" they would all start dancing. I'm so sorry."

"I'm hungry. Nice to meet you, Hungry!"

"I forgot my phone so I asked this guy what time it was. He said ""time to get a watch"" & laughed. So I kicked him in the balls. It was 6:30."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included"

"How can you tell who the head doctor is? They're the one with the dirtiest knees"

"Did you hear what happened when the cheese factory blew up!? Da Brie went everywhere!!"

"A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past."

"When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon? About tennish."

"I was talking to my science class... ...about Astronomical Units (Au). Our conversation was gold."

"I remember when the History Channel actually played MUSIC!"