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Joke of the Day

"At some point Princess Peach needs to look in the mirror and ask herself what she can do to prevent getting abducted so frequently"

"What's the most googled word in Mozilla Firefox? Chrome."

"I went to a sandwich shop and ordered a pastrami sandwich, but I received a meatball marinara. Whoops, wrong sub"

"A man submits 10 puns to a contest, hoping to win... but no pun-in-ten-did."

"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one."

"A man walked into a chiropodists and put his d**k on the table...The chiropodist said ""That's not a foot ""....and the man said ""I know, but it's not far off!"""

"Oh your baby's name is Walter? Is he close to retirement?"

"Why did people call the late man a tiny ass? Because he was a little behind."

"Did you hear about the man who faked leprosy to get charity handouts? It was a leper con."

"Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution."