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Joke of the Day

"Where do I see myself in ten years? I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*"

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"Reason why I'm single... Because it's impossible to be double."
"Girls: I hangout with guys, theres less drama. Me: I hangout by myself. Theres no drama & I dont have to wear pants."
"What do you call a group of pillaging Huns? An army of Hun-dread."
"If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have $1.79."
"Cheap 1st Date Ideas: Get some matching Red Polo shirts & hang out in a Target. Give terrible info to inquisitive costumers."
"Ideas that aren't profitable Don't make any cents"
"Advice needed, please, on cooking roadkill What do you do with the bike?"
"I think my girlfriend is starting to gain weight. She's starting to fit into my wife's clothes."
"""Pull my hair, slap me, call me dirty names"" - WTF? I've been doing this since kindergarten and always got yelled at."