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Joke of the Day
"If apple made a car... Would it have windows?"
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"Make A Dumb Person Curious Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?"" - ""No, how?"" - ""I'll tell you tomorrow."""
"I heard that comedians never tell jokes about the Jonestown massacre. The punchline is too long."
"How in the world did Bill & Hillary Clinton avoid the celebrity nickname HillBilly? WE DROPPED THE BALL AMERICA."
"The Filipino diving team."
"I just donated money to help create water reservoirs for families in need. It was money well spent!"
"Rectal Myopia Calling into work: ""I'm going to be out today with rectal myopia."" ""What's that?"" ""I just can't see my ass coming in."""
"Sex with 3 people is called a threesome. Sex with 2 people is called a twosome. That explains why they call you handsome"
"Domestic violance in progress. When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"To all the ""I'm moving to Canada"" people out there, you're being ridiculous. You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia."