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Joke of the Day
"My grandmother hates it when I make spelling errors One might say she's a grandma nazi."
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"Hawaiians were never known to be cannibals. Maybe a nibble here and there... You know, finger food."
"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar Salad"
"What has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."
"Why isn't George R.R. Martin allowed on Twitter? He only has 140 characters to kill"
"What did the dentist say to the golfer? ""You have a hole in one. """
"I used to do the hokey pokey everyday... ... But then I turned myself around."
"Cops are like women. Can't live with them, can't live without them. And they're a bunch of pussies."
"Two atoms are walking down the street... The first atom says ""hey, you just stole my electron!"" The second atom says ""are you sure?"" The first atom says "" yes, i'm positive."""
"If you think you're frustrated, Try teaching an Italian sign language."