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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you? A Gophuckyourself."
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"Advertisers: you can stop using ""it will change your life"" as a selling point. Cocaine, unemployment, and AIDS will also change your life."
"What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life"
"What type of cereal goes to the gym twice a day? Shredded wheat. I wish I could pin this joke on a 4-year-old, I'm so sorry"
"It puts the vodka in its mouth or else it sees the ugly girls."
"Why can't you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... No one likes the dark ones, and the more white the others are, the richer they get."
"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about men with tiny penises. She said ""I don't think it's in yet"" I said ""Yes, that's the one"""
"A man gets shot in the foot. As he's driving to the hospital, he gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says to him, ""Someone's got a serious case of leadfoot."""
"The Comic Wonder of the week is ""The Contest"" by ReedBurns [audio]"