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Joke of the Day
"My principal doesn't allow guns in school... ...So i had to put on a long sleeve shirt"
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"My goal weight: To not look like a ""before"" picture."
"There are 16 types of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest."
"That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn't meant for you."
"""I can't believe it's not butter!"" could be a disappointed statement as well. I'd like the context before I buy."
"Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window"
"I applied for a loan from the U.S. Government, but was turned down because I had a legitimate repayment plan"
"*slams fists on coffee table* WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR"
"What do you say when you step on a snake? Well that bites."
"Trainer: have you been sticking to your diet? Me: *tries to mumble yes but a chicken wing falls out of my mouth*"