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"What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WATAAAAAAAAAR"
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"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."
"What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball? Grgggll"
"So apparently there's a team of refugees at the olympics this year. Do you reckon the Syrian refugees are on the rowing team?"
"How do you get a hippie off your door step? Pay for the pizza and close the door."
"What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse? Warren"
"Just heard this on a PBS kids show... What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going?"
"What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common? dead walkers"
"How do you ruin a joke? By reposting it every week!"
"My preferred method of birth control is ""mood-killing repetitive DVD menu."""