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Joke of the Day
"Does North Korea remember what happened the last time a country attacked Hawaii?"
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"The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar."
"My son told me that I wasn't the ""boss"" of him, so I showed him a 37 slide PowerPoint to justify my management position."
"My girlfriend says she'll break up with me if I don't give up writing I said, ""Sorry babe. Prose before hoes."""
"I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert... ...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas"
"Do scarecrows really work? No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either."
"WHY DOES THIS BOTTLE OF BODY WASH HAVE DIRECTIONS PRINTED ON IT"
"What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common? They both like seeing the same thing a year later."
"Which came first? the chicken or the egg? Niether. the rooster did. sorry if this has been said before. i just thought of it one day."
"When I broke my back the doctor said I had to start sitting down to pee... Because I'm not allowed to lift anything over 25 pounds."