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Joke of the Day

"Does North Korea remember what happened the last time a country attacked Hawaii?"

"Ninety-eight percent of lawyers... give the other two percent a really bad name."

"What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead."

"Elderly man gets his prostate checked As the Dr. Checks with out hesitation the elderly man asks Sandusky that you."

"I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs. I'll call it Downtown"

"Mummy joke Did you know mummies fart alike? I guess you could say they Tutankhamun."

"You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead."

"Jesus: Behold my powers. *walks onto water and falls in* [back in heaven] God: HAHAHAHAHA Angel: HAHAHAHA ""behold my powers"" God: HAHAHAHA"

"Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M."

"Wife, I am truly truly upset... I must take this out on your vagina."