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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about fucking 28 year olds? There's 20 of em'"

"Waiter what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been but what is it now?"

"DOCTOR: I have bad news MAN WHO WOKE UP FROM 5 YR COMA: I don't mind as long as I get to see my favorite gorilla from the Cincinnati zoo"

"No, really, you should definitely reblog fifty more versions of that ""Keep Calm and Carry On"" poster."

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"Premarital counseling should be having the couple put together IKEA furniture with limited Wi-Fi connection. #weddingparty #romance"

"Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States."

"Did you hear about the Pizza Chef with no drivers license? He could dish it out but he couldn't take it."

"I have a photographer's memory Or is it photographic? I always forget."

"A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly ""Awww look at the dead birdie."" The blonde stops looks up and says ""Where?"""