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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me he was going to live underground. I said to gopher it"
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"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Trick question. The answer is C: The farmer."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his waist... Bartender says ""Hey man, you have a steering wheel around your waist!? The Pirate replies ""Yeah I know... It's drivin me nuts!""."
"What do dumbfounded people eat for desert? Geezcake"
"How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb... Two, but you have to wonder how they got in the light bulb."
"How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, but it only takes one to get it [removed]"
"My parents are mixed raced. My Dad prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani. ~ Stewart Francis."
"This morning I was wondering why the sun wasn't rising... And then it dawned on me"
"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the paracetemol."
"A libertarian prostitute looks at her pay stub.. ""I'm sick of all these fucking-taxes"""