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Joke of the Day
"Fact: If you ever blow me a kiss, I'm catching it and sticking it down my pants."
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"I hate when I sit on the toilet and my legs fall asleep ..because then they can't sleep when I go to bed"
"The problem with the rest of the world is that they are always 5 drinks behind."
"That depressing moment when you plug your phone in your charger and hours later you realise your charger wasn't plugged in."
"*in an interview* Me: Tell me a time when you really struggled in your previous job. Applicant: 5-7PM po. Me: Applicant: 8PM. Me:"
"Have your tribal tattoo call my tramp stamp and let's make beautiful, douchey babies together."
"What's the plural form of the word ""anecdote""? Data"