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Joke of the Day
"Fact: If you ever blow me a kiss, I'm catching it and sticking it down my pants."
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"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.... Let the down-votes ensue :)"
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"A beautiful woman approaches a man in a bar... A beautiful woman approaches a man in a bar and says, ""hey, big boy. You single?"" He says, ""yeah! How'd you know?"" ""You're fucking ugly, for starters."""
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"What do you call a one legged female pirate? ARRRRlene..."