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Joke of the Day
"""I see,"" said the blind man... As he picked up his hammer and saw."
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"My mom said that my room was really foul smelling. I told her to suck it up"
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so I'll probably vote for it."
"three elephants fall of a cliff two hit the sand and one hits the ocean.badabum tsch"
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"
"I forgot I had an ambien in my back pocket Now my ass is asleep"
"[break room] coworker: what's for lunch? me: [eating] food, generally cw: no, I mean what are you having? me: an unwanted conversation"
"When the punchline is in the title. What's the worst kind of joke?"
"My grandpa was 1/5th of the way through his 58th mathematics degree when he died... He was pretty rad."
"Whenever I see a new couple on a date I walk up to their table, hold up my phone and tell the guy ""You're Wife Sarah says hello""."