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Joke of the Day

"[i walk in with broken ribs and face bleeding] yeah but you should see the other guy! [cut to: horse just chilling in a field enjoying life]"

"Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles? Madagascar"

"The biggest difference between men and women... Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They're both stuck up bitches."

"Gum commercials exaggerate your odds of kissing a complete stranger in public by 780,000,000%"

"I recently gave up smoking. I'm really Indiana Jonesin' for a smoke."

"I would tell you all a chemistry joke But it probably wouldn't get a reaction"

"kicked out of church. I yelled ""YEAH WE ""HAVE A MARIA"", SHE'S MY AUNT, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT WEIRD"". mustve gotten too close 2 the truth"

"A pirate walks into a brothel and says... ""ARG! THERE SHE BLOWS!"" Edit: Wow 8 views. thanks guys :D"

"They say history is written by the winners... But actually, history is written by historians and most of them are losers."