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Joke of the Day

"I tried making jokes about fat people ... but none of them worked out."

"What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? Your spine Edit: Thanks guys, made it to the front page. Was my first joke and ~~penis~~ spine joke on Reddit."

"I will never forget my grandpas last words. ""Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!"""

"Really short Mexicans should be called paragraphs Because they're not long enough to be an essay..."

"People at work say i'm unnecessarily rude ... but i say fuck those cunts."

"At my school, the cafeteria has ""World Cuisine"" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia... ...they served us nothing."

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Lego man: Is it because I'm block?"

"How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday."

"Removed my spanx slip and accidentally ricocheted myself into the neighbors backyard."

"How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !"