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Joke of the Day

"How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb?. How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb? I belive GE is a corner stone of the American economy."

"TIL: During a military coup ...most people just stand around and do nothing."

"I went to a zoo yesterday... but they only had one dog! it was a shitzu (shit zoo)"

"I can't. I'm busy tonight. I have to do laundry and block everyone who takes their engagement photos in a barn."

"I'm a heavy sleeper... Also, a heavy awaker... Okay, I'm fat."

"I just poured my root beer into a square cup. Now all I have is beer..."

"""You are what you eat"", said the cannibal."

"Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all It's not easy growing up with twice the dad jokes."

"Don't give a man a fish. Teach a man to fish. Then sue that man for fishing on your property."

"A guy goes to the doctor for his annual checkup, and the doctor says, ""You need to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" the man asks. The doctor replies, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""