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Joke of the Day
"Why did the negative number look so surprised? He was nonplussed."
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"What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear? Free Willy"
"Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left Glutes ( )"
"How do you make something go viral? Herpes."
"I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets."
"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."
"A paleontologist who studies failed ancestral lines... A Faileontologist"
"Starfish would be great politicians. They do shit out of their mouths after all."
"I once won an argument with a woman...in this dream I had."
"""Will you please stop chasing heavy women?"" ""I am not chasing them...they just happen to land on me and I cant get up."""