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Joke of the Day

"Why did the negative number look so surprised? He was nonplussed."

"W.I.F.E Will Investigate & Find out Everything"

"What runs forever and never dies? An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now."

"What do you call a depressed bear? Bipolar"

"""There is a policeman in here and he will ARREST YOU."" And other inspirational things I say to my kids when we're in public."

"What is the hardest Part about being a pedophile Fitting in"

"What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common? They both prefer to be called ""artists"" instead of what they really are."

"Superman Joke Your clear history button has saved more lives than Superman"

"I have the greatest dad ever Every year he got so mad when Santa didn't bring me presents"

"I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mother's room. I can't believe it... she's a superhero!"