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Joke of the Day
"You're legally allowed to stab anyone whose favorite album is a band's Greatest Hits."
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"Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer."
"What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork? Kermit the frog's finger"
"HOROSCOPE: You'll read a horoscope today. ME: Whoa, it's like they know me."
"How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant? All the cotton has been picked from her tampon."
"What did batman say to robin? Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. ""Get in the car, Robin"" Source http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/"
"What do Chinese lumberjacks do? Chopsticks"
"My favorite poem Roses are red Violets are blue I hope I don't Impregnate you"
"Why do men get erections while they sleep? So they don't accidentally roll out of bed."
"-What's your zodiac sign? -Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real."