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"What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah? Oprahs Black"
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"I thought I saw Bradley Cooper but it was just every poem ever written formed into a beach sunset with amazing hair"
"What does a miserable vegan eat? This pear. Thought of this horrible joke while eating a juicy ass pear!"
"My grandpa used to say ""Don't do drugs just sell them"""
"Dr: You have walking pneumonia. Me: That's impossible. Dr: Wha.. Me: I've never walked a day in my life."
"Never been able to throw a frisbee too well, but I make up for it by having a huge dong & a really positive attitude"
"I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me."
"""No!"" -An A to Z guide to parenting."
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha."
"Spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love."