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"What do mathematicians read for fun? conics"
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"Toilet humor So I visited the bathroom this morning and said hey toilet how was your Christmas? Toilet replied probably better than yours, I wasn't visited by a bunch of arses!"
"Wouldn't it be great if twitter had a roped off VIP section where celebrities could keep their boring tweets to themselves?"
"Are you today's date? Because you're 10/10."
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"A Cannibals's Dinner Party If a cannibal is throwing a dinner party, don't show up late. Otherwise you'll get the cold shoulder."
"Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has pricks on the outside."
"My friend recently visited London. He said everyone was very polite, except in Greenwich. Whenever he asked someone for the time they got all mean about it."