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Joke of the Day
"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""
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"How my 7 year old plays board games: Rolls a 6. Counts to 6. Moves his piece wherever he wants."
"Why do people ask ""What were you thinking?"" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain."
"TIL that vaccines contain a small amount of mercury, a chemical component that leads to autism. -Idiotic Soccer Mom, 2k16"
"What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali? Too soon"
"What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky? Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!"
"Simple Math Problem How does one become a .666 Humorist? http://i.imgur.com/DVvbS15.png"
"They say 15 minutes of exercise every day will add 3 years to your life. The problem is that it adds the 3 years to your 80s not your 30s."
"[dropping kids off at school] ME: Ok, learn a lot today KIDS: But school doesn't start for another week ME: *speeding off* GOOD LUCK"
"You can find weed in almost every book go to page 420"