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Joke of the Day
"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""
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"How does a mermaid give birth? By sea-section!"
"Did you hear about the reverse exorcism? The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!"
"What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits? Snowed-in"
"Apparently its true. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
"Happy birthday to England's Prince George, who turns 1 today. The prince's first birthday party was a little different. His bouncy castle was an actual castle. And the pony rides were on Camilla."
"When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB I give my opinion and let nature do the rest."
"The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice."
"On this Fourth of July, just remember... He who comes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the Fifth."
"What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone ""Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."""