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Joke of the Day

"Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies? (Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9."

"Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman? Because he was a VI KING."

"I love the gym this time of year. The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model."

"Why are dead baby jokes so funny? They never grow old."

"What do you call a rich muslim god? Ballah"

"What do you call a Chinese conga line? A Chu Chu train"

"Not only was my brother not mad when I backed into his Porsche, he even invited me camping and said to bring a shovel. Whew!"

"My sister is an expert pastry-maker. She has to be to stay employed, her job has a high turnover rate."

"What is a Polish person's favorite weapon? A Warsaw..."

"I thought I found a baby owl today that needed help. He was an adult pigmy owl who let me pick him up then clawed and bit me. He is free now"